She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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