You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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