I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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