I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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