I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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