what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
