so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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