Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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