I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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