A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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