Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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