i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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