is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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