Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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