Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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