that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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