just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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