office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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