god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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