Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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