I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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