Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
