Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
where does the pee come out of this thing
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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