Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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