remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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