At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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