It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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