smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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