This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
home. puking in laundry basket.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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