i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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