So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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