I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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