Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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