Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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