This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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