Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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