making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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