I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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