yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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