how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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