Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We need to rekindle our bromance
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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