your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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