? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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