Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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