How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Terrible idea I love it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
