At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He shit in the fireplace
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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