I just made out with a guy for $7.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I have tasted many bathrooms
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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