The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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