first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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