left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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