its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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