IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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