You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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